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Yo mama Jokes

Post by xQuiiCkScOpeRx on Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:25 pm

Yo mama is so fat her BMI is mesured in acres.
Yo mama is so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paintroller.
Yo mama is so fat God couldn't light earth until she moved.
Yo mama is so fat when he jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Yo mama is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.
yo mama is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Yo mama is so stupit she tried to put her m&m's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama is so stupit she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupit she sold her car for gasoline money.
Yo mama is so stupit she got ran over by a parked car.
Yo mama is so stupit she stole free bread.
Yo mama is so stupit she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
Yo mama is so stupit she runs after a bin with a shopping list.

If any of these joke are offensive to anyone i really do apologise.
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Re: Yo mama Jokes

Post by biasa199 on Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:26 pm



There they go, packin’ stadiums
as Shady spits his flow,
nuts they go, macadamian they go so ballistic whoa,
we can make them look like bozo’s,
he’s wondering if he should spit this slow....
.....when I slap the taste out your mouth with the bass so loud that it shakes the place,
i’m hannibal lecter so just in case your thinking of saving face,
you aint gonna have no face to save by the time Im through with this place, So Drake...
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